Osomatsu-san Episode 25

おそまつさんでした
Osomatsu-san deshita
― Osomatsu-san, Such As It Was

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Hello!! Kin-iro Mosaic Episode 7
○お粗末さまでした。
　Osomatsu-sama deshita
― You're welcome.

Expression of humility said by the person who provided a meal after it is eaten.

●俺たちがあの選抜に選ばれちゃった！
　Ore-tachi ga ano senbatsu ni erabarechatta
― We're... been selected... for the invitational!

The National High School Baseball Invitational Tournament (選抜高等学校野球大会 senbatsu kōtō gakkō yakyū taikai) of Japan, commonly known as "Spring Kōshien" (春の甲子園 haru no kōshien) or "Senbatsu" (センバツ), is an annual high school baseball tournament. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_High_School_Baseball_Invitational_Tournament)

●んなの辞表出してもう辞めた。
　Nna no jihyou dashite mou yameta
― I turned in my resignation and quit.

●ではただいまより第88回選抜？？？大会組み合わせを行います。
　Dewa tadaima yori dai 88-kai senbatsu ??? taikai kumiawase wo okonaimasu
― We will now draw the match-ups for the 88th Invitational adglkjdk Tournament.

●ケツ毛燃えるね。
　Ketsuge moeru ne
― It gets your ass hair burning.

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Osomatsu-san Episode 2
○てめぇの爪の色なんざ興味なさ過ぎてケツ毛燃えるわ、ブス！
　Temee no tsume no iro nanza kyoumi nasasugite ketsuge moeruwa busu
― I have so little interest in the color of your nails that my ass hair is on fire, uglyface!

Osomatsu-san Episode 24

トト子大あわて
Totoko Ooawate
― Totoko's Huge Panic


●見ての通り超絶可愛いの！庶民とは違うのよね！
　Miteno toori chouzetsu kawaii no Shomin to wa chigauno yo ne
― As you can see, I'm super cute! I'm totally different from commoners!

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Is the Order a Rabbit?? Episode 10
○先輩、庶民研究部のやつら履き違えてます。
　Senpai shomin kenkyuu-bu no yatsura hakichigaete masu
― Senpai, the commoner studies club girls are mistaken.

●ちやほやされるの大好き！
　Chiyahoya sareru no daisuki
― I just love getting attention!

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Osomatsu-san Episode 8
○私は有名になってただちやほやされたいだけ！
　Watashi wa tada yuumei ni natte chiyahoya saretai dake
― I just want to be famous and have people fawn over me!

●地下アイドルせいぜい頑張れ。
　Chika idol seizei ganbare
― Good luch with the whole underground idol thing.

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Denpa Kyoushi Episode 4
○地下アイドルとかやってるって。
　Chika aidoru toka yatteru tte
― That you're an underground idol?

Osomatsu-san Episode 23

灯油
Touyu
― Kerosene


●ほんと駄目人間だよね、みんな。
　Honto dame ningen dayo ne minna
― You really are failures as humans.

●あえて突き放すことも必要なのだと。
　Aete tsukihanasu koto mo hituyou nanoda to
― It's important to also let them go at times.

●ブラザー、今宵は愛ゆえの放置、灯油を入れないことがこのカラ松の愛の全てだ。
　Brother koyoi wa ai yue no houchi touyu wo irenai koto ga kono Karamatsu no ai no subete da
― Brothers, for the sake of love, tonight I'm expressing all of my love by not refilling the kerosene.

●そんなことをしても今日は一歩も引かんぞ！
　Sonna koto wo shitemo kyou wa ippo mo hikan zo
― Even if you do something like that, I'm not moving a step.

●珍しく頑なだな。
　Mezurashiku katakuna da na
― He's being more stubborn than usual.

●自動的に対象外かよ。
　Jidouteki ni taishougai ka yo
― He's automatically out of the running.

Osomatsu-san Episode 22

希望の星、トド松
Kibou no Hoshi Todomatsu
― The Star of Hope, Todomatsu


●合コン要員はあと1人か。
　Gonkon youin wa ato hitori ka
― We need one more person for the mixer.

●条件は20代の男、かっこよくてノリが良い人ね。
　Jouken wa nijuudai no otoko kakkoyokute nori ga ii hito ne
― The requirements are a guy in his 20s who's hot and energetic.

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Himegoto Episode 13
○何だよ？乗り悪いな。
　Nan dayo nori warui na
― What the heck? You're totally not into it.

●いや駄目だ。一軍。
　Iya dame da Ichigun
― No, wait. He's top tier.

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Osomatsu-san Episode 10
○完全に一軍の人来たよ！
　Kanzen ni ichigun no hito kita yo
― She's obviously first-string!

Osomatsu-san Episode 21

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Osomatsu-san Episode 20

教えてハタ坊
Oshiete Hatabou
― Tell Us, Hatabou


●すごく良い天気。散歩日和だな。
　Sugoku ii tenki Sanpo biyori da na
― It's so nice out. Perfect walking weather.

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Encouragement of Climb Season 2 Episode 8
○おう、登山日和だね。
　Ou tozan biyori da ne
― Yeah, perfect for mountain climbing.

●ケバブだジョ！おいしいジョ。
　Kebab da jo Oishii jo
― Kebabs, jo! They're delicious, jo.

You can find kebab stalls in Japanese cities.

The traditional meat for kebab is lamb, but depending on local tastes and religious prohibitions, other meats may include beef, goat, chicken, fish, or, more rarely, pork. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab)

●よしよしよしよし…
　Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi
― Good boy, good boy, good boy...

He looks like Mutsugoro-san, a Japanese famous zoologist.

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Hi-sCoool! SeHa Girl Episode 5
○よーしよしよしよし！って勝手に私をムツゴロウさんの後継者に指名しないでもらえる！
　Yooshi yoshi yoshi yoshi tte katteni watashi wo Mutsugorou-san no koukeisha ni shimei shinaide moraeru
― Okay, okay, okay! Hey, don't try to make me the next Mutsugoro-san!

●いつ、どこで、いくらで買った？
　Itsu doko de ikura de katta
― When, where and how much did you buy that for?

Osomatsu-san Episode 19

しどう 聖澤庄之助さん
Shidou Hijirisawa Shounosuke-san
― Starting! Hijirisawa Shonosuke-san

慎之助 鈴之助 左之助 伝之助 由良之助 りん之助 とも之助 くら之助 あい之助 もん之助 てつ之助 はる之助 じゅん之助 えい之助 しか之助 のぼり之助

Shinnosuke Suzunosuke Sanosuke Dennosuke Yuranosuke Rinnosuke Tomonosuke Kuranosuke Ainosuke Monnosuke Tetsunosuke Harunosuke Junnosuke Einosuke Shikanosuke Noborinosuke

●今週からこのアニメ、俺たち17つ子が主役なんだって！
　Konshuu kara kono anime ore-tachi juunanatsugo ga shuyaku nanda tte
― Apparently, we heptadecuplets are the protagonists of this anime starting this week!

●つーかこれ以上ネタ浮かばないっ！
　Tsuuka kore ijou neta ukabanai
― Or, really, we couldn't think of anything else to do with it!

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時代劇おそ松さん
Jidaigeki Osomatsu-san
― Period Drama Osomatsu-san

Jidaigeki (時代劇) is a genre of film, television, and theatre in Japan. Literally "period dramas", they are most often set during the Edo period of Japanese history, from 1603 to 1868. Some, however, are set much earlier—Portrait of Hell, for example, is set during the late Heian period—and the early Meiji era is also a popular setting. Jidaigeki show the lives of the samurai, farmers, craftsmen, and merchants of their time. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jidaigeki)

●てやんでぇバーローちくしょーっ！
　Tyandee Baaroo Chikushoo
― The hell?! You idjit! Damn it!

Osomatsu-san Episode 18

じょし松さん
Joshimatsu-san
― Girlymatsu-san


●ねぇお祝いいくらにした？
　Nee oiwai ikura ni shita
― Hey... How much did you give her for gift money?

The amount given in shūgi-bukuro differs according to the givers relationship to the couple, their social status and the style of venue. In the case of friends or company colleagues, it is usually between ¥30,000 and ¥50,000. In the case of close friends or those in a senior position at the bride or bridegroom’s company, ¥30,000 to ¥50,000 is common, and in the case of relatives, ¥50,000 to ¥100,000 is not unusual. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shūgi-bukuro)

●偶数は割り切れるから不吉だろうよ！
　Guusuu wa warikireru kara fukitsu darou yo
― That's bad luck since you can split that number in half!

It is common to give amounts in which the leading digit(s) form an odd number, such as ¥30,000 or ¥50,000, in order to symbolize the fact that the newly married couple cannot be divided. When the leading digit forms an even number, as in ¥20,000, the amount is usually given in an odd number of bills (e.g. 1 x ¥10,000 and 2 x ¥5,000). (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shūgi-bukuro)

●だって大変なんだもんリボ払い。
　Datte taihen nanda mon ribo-barai
― Well, revolving payments are hard.

Osomatsu-san Episode 17

十四松まつり
Jyuushimatsu Matsuri
― Jyushimatsu Festival


十四松と爆弾
Jyuushimatsu to Bakudan
― Jyushimatsu and a Bomb


●何をやっているんだ爆弾処理班は？
　Nani wo yatte irunda bakudan shori-han wa
― What's the bomb squad doing?

●爆弾を処理しに来ました。
　Bakudan wo shori shini kimashita
― I came to take care of the bomb.

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十四松と夜食
Jyuushimatsu to Yashoku
― Jyushimatsu and a Midnight Snack


●十四松、ラーメン発見伝。
　Jyuushimatsu raamen hakkenden
― Jyushimatsu, I found ramen!

It's a pun for 八犬伝 (Hakkenden).

Osomatsu-san Episode 16

松野松楠
― Matsuno Matsunan

It's a pun for "Mad Max" (マッドマックス), so 松楠 should be pronounced as Makkusu (マックス), not Matsunan.

●なんやかんやで戦争が起こった。
　Nanya kanya de sensou ga okotta
― So this and that happened, and a war broke out

●容赦ないUVにより全てがカッサカサに。
　Yousha nai UV ni yori subete ga kassa-kasa ni
― and the merciless UV rays left everything parched.

●く、唇のひび割れが… / かかとのガサガサが…
　Ku-Kuchibiru no hibiware ga / Kakato no gasa-gasa ga
― M-My cracked lip...  / My rough heels...

●ししLotion
― Shi Shi Lotion

It's punned on the name "ペペローション (Pepe Lotion)," which is known as the most famous sexual lubricant in Japan.

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Osomatsu-san Episode 15

面接
Mensetsu
― Interview


[Idiom]
●正直、どんぐりの背比べだな。
　Shoujiki donguri no sei-kurabe da na
― Honestly, they're all the same.

Literally: Comparing the height of acorns

●失礼します！ / はい、失礼してます。
　Shitsurei shimasu / Hai shitsurei shitemasu
― Perdon me! / Yes, indeed.

●我が社を希望した動機を教えてください。
　Waga sha wo kibou shita douki wo oshiete kudasai
― Please tell me what motivated you to apply.

●動悸？これ？
　Douki Kore
― What? Palpitated?!

●今すぐトスバッティングをやめてください？！
　Ima sugu toss batting wo yamete kudasai
― Could you please stop batting this instant?!

トスバッティング is a Japanese-English word to mean pepper game.

Osomatsu-san Episode 14

風邪引いた
Kaze Hiita
― We Caught a Cold


●くしゃみまであざといなトッティー。
　Kushami made azatoi na Totty
― You're trying to be sly, even when you sneeze.

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My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU TOO! Episode 6
○だからあざといっつうの。
　Dakara azatoi ttsuu no
― Enough with the foxiness already.

●ツッコむのめんどくさいからやめて一松。
　Tsukkomu no mendokusai kara yamete Ichimatsu
― I can't even bother to retort right now, so quit it, Ichimatsu.

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Osomatsu-san Episode 8
○15時3分、ノリツッコミ。
　Juugoji sanpun nori tsukkomi
― 3:03 PM: "delayed reaction" retort.

●パチンコ行ったら治るよ。
　Pachinko ittara naoru yo
― You'll feel better if you go play pachinko.

●ディープキスやめて！
　Deep kiss yamete
― Don't french kiss me!

"Deep kiss" is a Japanese-English word.
For some reason the word "French kiss" is often misused to mean soft kiss in Japan.

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Assassination Classroom Episode 10
○公開ディープキスの刑よ。
　Koukai deep kiss no kei yo
― I'll punish you with a French kiss in public.

Osomatsu-san Episode 13

連続テレビドラマ 実松さん
Renzoku Terebi Dorama Sanematsu-san
― Weekly Serial Drama Sanematsu-san

おそ松 カラ松 チョロ松 一松 十四松 トド松

Osomatsu Karamatsu Choromatsu Ichimatsu Jyushimatsu Todomatsu

徳松 Tokumatsu 捨松 Sutematsu　 菊松 Kikumatsu 平松 Hiramatsu 実松 Sanematsu 門松 Kadomatsu

おそ子 カラ子 チョロ子 一子 十四子 トド子

Osoko Karako Choroko Ichiko Jyushiko Todoko

●新しい仕事はうまくいってんの？ / え、まぁぼちぼち。
　Atarashii shigoto wa umaku ittenno / E maa bochibochi
― Is your new job going well? / Huh? Well, I guess it's... going.

They are eating Sukiyaki (beef hot pot).

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GLASSLIP Episode 8
○ぼちぼちいこうぜ。
　Bochibochi ikou ze
― Let's get going.

●出たマイペース。
　Deta my pace
― Always taking things at your own pace, huh?

A Japanese-English word.

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Gourmet Girl Graffiti Episode 5
○うちの子ほんとにマイペースでしょ？
　Uchi no ko honto ni my pace desho
― She's always doing things her own way, isn't she?

Osomatsu-san Episode 12

年末スペシャルさん
Nenmatsu Supesharu-san
― Year-End Special-san

Wondering if there is a demand for the dictation of sub-voice.

[Internet slang]
●全裸待機してたの？
　Zenra taiki shiteta no
― You were waiting around naked?

●ダメ松さん(仮)
　Damematsu-san kakko kari
― Losermatsu-san (Not Finalized).

●童貞！クズの吹き溜まり！
　Doutei Kuzu no fukidamari
― Virgins! you bunch of good-for-nothings!

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Ninja Slayer Episode 7
○しかし、こんな吹き溜まりに、本当かよッて感じだな？
　Shikashi konna fukidamari ni hontou kayo tte kanji da na
― But I'm still not convinced this den of drifters is really the place.

[Idiom]
●2クール目は化けの皮が剥がれるかも。
　2 cour me wa bake no kawa ga hagareru kamo
― He might show his true self in the second cour.

●私はちょっと共感できるけど。
　Watashi wa chotto kyoukan dekiru kedo
― I can sort of relate to him, though.

●トッティーの腹黒はエグいな。
　Totty no haraguro wa egui na
― Totty's shadiness is intense.

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Barakamon Episode 6
○なんか腹黒さは出てるけどな。
  Nanka haragurosa ha deteru kedo na
― But his nasty side kinda shows through.

●何みんなスタバァの店員さんにデレデレしてんの？
　Nani minna Sutabaa no tenin-san ni deredere shiten no
― Why were you all fawning over those Sutabaa baristas?

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Assassination Classroom Episode 4
○いや普通にデレデレじゃねえか。
　Iya futsuu ni deredere ja nee ka
― He's just plain smitten!

Osomatsu-san Episode 11

●イブなのに何もすることがないというメンタルの腐りが体にまで。
　Eve nanoni nani mo suru koto ga nai to iu mental no kusari ga karada ni made
― The mental degradation of having nothing to do on Christmas Eve has spread to their bodies.

●しどい…
　Shidoi
― That's just wrong.

ひどい (hidoi)

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ブラックサンタ
― Black Santa


●人体自然発火だ！
　Jintai shizen hakka da
― Spontaneous human combustion!

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逆ナン
Gyakunan
― Picked Up by a Girl

Osomatsu-san Episode 10

●人は皆俺のことを指して痛いと言う。
　Hito wa mina ore no koto wo sashite itai to iu
― People keep pointing at me and saying "painful."

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Osomatsu-san Episode 2
○何でそういうのここで履いてくんの？イタいよね！
　Nande sou iu no koko de haitekun no Itai yo ne
― Why would you wear those here? It's embarrassing!

○何で溜めたの？イタいね！
　Nande tameta no Itai ne
― Why the dramatic pause?! That's so lame!

●これか…ハリネズミのジレンマってのは。
　Kore ka harinezumi no jirenma tte no wa
― So.. this must be the hedgehog's dilemma.

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Peeping Life TV: Season 1?? Episode 4
○ヤマアラシのジレンマというのがありまして。
　Yamarashi no jirenma to iuno ga arimashite
― There's a dilemma called the Hedgehog's Dilemma.

cf. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog's_dilemma

●不意打ちやめて！
　Fuiuchi yamete
― Don't do surprise attacks like that!

●八方塞がりだ。エイトシャットアウツ！
　Happou-fusagari da Eight shut out
― I'm trapped on all sides. Eight-side shut-out!

八方 literally means eight sides.

Osomatsu-san Episode 9

●本当は気まずい鶴の恩返し。
　Hontou wa kimazui "Tsuru no Ongaeshi"
― The actually rather awkward "The Crane Repays a Debt."

Tsuru no Ongaeshi (鶴の恩返し, lit. "crane's return of a favor") is a story from Japanese folklore about a crane who returns a favor to a man. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuru_no_Ongaeshi)

●あの、私、一応、機とか織れますけど…
　Ano watashi ichiou hata toka oremasu kedo
― Um... I can, like, weave, and stuff...

機織り (hata-ori): weaving

●先走りました。
　Sakibashirimashita
― I got a head of myself.

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チビ太とおでん
Chibita to Oden
― Chibita and Oden


●何でタメたんだ、バーロー？
　Nande tametanda baaroo
― Why'd you build that up, you idjit?

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Osomatsu-san Episode 2
○何で溜めたの？イタいね！
　Nande tameta no Itai ne
― Why the dramatic pause?! That's so lame!

Osomatsu-san Episode 8
○今までの下り何だったザンス？
　Ima made no kudari nan datta zansu
― What was all that build-up for?

Osomatsu-san Episode 8

なごみのおそ松
Nagomi no Osomatsu
― The Calming Osomatsu


●トド松警部補。
　Todomatsu Keibuho
― Assistant Inspector Todomatsu.

●デカとしての勘が言っている、この事件、迷宮入りの可能性があるぞ。
　Deka to shite no kan ga itteiru kono jiken meikyuu-iri no kanousei ga aru zo
― My gut feeling as an inspector tells me that this might end up being a cold case.

●遺留品が！
　Iryuuhin ga
― The personal effects!

●ダイイングメッセージ解けんの？
　Dying message token no
― Can you decipher his dying message?

●15時3分、ノリツッコミ。
　Juugoji sanpun nori tsukkomi
― 3:03 PM: "delayed reaction" retort.

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Hello!! Kin-iro Mosaic Episode 9
○お姉ちゃんがノリツッコミを？
　Oneechan ga nori-tsukkomi wo
― M-My sister played along before reacting to it!

●警部だ、おそ松くん。刑事って呼ばれるとなんか恥ずかしい。
　Keibu da Osomatsu-kun Keiji tte yobareru to nanka hazukashii
― It's Inspector, Osomatsu-kun. You're embarrassing me, calling me Detective.

Osomatsu-san Episode 7

トド松と5人の悪魔
Todomatsu to Gonin no Akuma
― Todomatsu and the Five Demons


●スタバァコォヒィー
― Sutabaa Coffee

Starbucks is called "スタバ (sutaba)" for short in Japan.

●実は合コンがあるの。
　Jitsu wa goukon ga aru no
― There's going to be a mixer,

The term gōkon comes from the Japanese words konpa (a party for members of a single group, class, or club) and gōdō ("together", "combination"). (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_dating)

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Takamiya Nasuno Desu! Episode 7
○合コンバカ女の無茶ぶりか?!
　Goukon baka onna no muchaburi ka
― Are you acting like the dumb bitch at a mixer?!

●リア充
　Riajuu
― IRL Ideal

This slang is short for "リアルの生活が充実している人," which means a person who lives a fulfilling life in the real world.
"Normalfag" has a similar meaning.

Osomatsu-san Episode 6

おたんじょうび会ダジョー
Otanjoubi-kai Dajo
― It's a Birthday Party, Dajo


●屋根裏？床下？下水道？
　Yaneura Yukashita Gesuidou
― In the attic? Under the floor? The sewer?

●何この億万長者な暮らし？！
　Nani kono okumanchouja na kurashi
― Why does it look like he's living like a billionaire?!

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Hello!! Kin-iro Mosaic Episode 5
○億万長者も夢じゃないね…
　Okumanchouja mo yume ja nai ne
― I could really be a billionaire someday...

●サスペンス妄想はやめて！闇松兄さん！
　Suspense mousou wa yamete Yamimatsu-niisan
― Quit with the suspenseful delusions, Darkmatsu-niisan.

●ミスターフラッグって誰？ハタ坊のこと？
　Mr. Flag tte dare Hatabou no koto
― Who the hell is Mr. Flag? Does he mean Hatabou?

旗 (hata): flag

His name means Flag Boy. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osomatsu-kun)