Osomatsu-san Episode 10

●人は皆俺のことを指して痛いと言う。
　Hito wa mina ore no koto wo sashite itai to iu
― People keep pointing at me and saying "painful."

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Osomatsu-san Episode 2
○何でそういうのここで履いてくんの？イタいよね！
　Nande sou iu no koko de haitekun no Itai yo ne
― Why would you wear those here? It's embarrassing!

○何で溜めたの？イタいね！
　Nande tameta no Itai ne
― Why the dramatic pause?! That's so lame!

●これか…ハリネズミのジレンマってのは。
　Kore ka harinezumi no jirenma tte no wa
― So.. this must be the hedgehog's dilemma.

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Peeping Life TV: Season 1?? Episode 4
○ヤマアラシのジレンマというのがありまして。
　Yamarashi no jirenma to iuno ga arimashite
― There's a dilemma called the Hedgehog's Dilemma.

cf. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog's_dilemma

●不意打ちやめて！
　Fuiuchi yamete
― Don't do surprise attacks like that!

●八方塞がりだ。エイトシャットアウツ！
　Happou-fusagari da Eight shut out
― I'm trapped on all sides. Eight-side shut-out!

八方 literally means eight sides.

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Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai Episode 4
○このままじゃ八方塞がりなんだ。
　Kono mama ja happou-fusagari nanda
― At this rate, we're out of options.

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イヤミチビ太のレンタル彼女
Iyami Chibita no Rental Kanojo
― Iyami and Chibita's Rental Girlfriend

There is acutually a service in Japan.

●カモが来たザンス！
　Kamo ga kita zansu
― Here come our suckers!

●アロマ企画でもないねぇ。
　Aroma Kikaku demo nai nee
― You're not even worth Aroma Planning.

One of the largest adult video companies in Japan.

●目から鱗だぜ、バーロー。
　Me kara uroko da ze baaroo
― Now I see the light, you idjit...

●何だバカ野郎？
　Nan da baka yarou
― What the hell, you jerk?

He is impersonating a retired pro wrestler Antonio Inoki.

●完全に一軍の人来たよ！
　Kanzen ni ichigun no hito kita yo
― She's obviously first-string!

●ザンギエフ？ストリートファイターの？
　Zangief Street Fighter no
― Zangief? You mean from Street Fighter?

Zangief (ザンギエフ Zangiefu), often called the Red Cyclone (Красный Циклон), is a game character in the Street Fighter video game series. Created by Akira Yasuda for Capcom, Zangief first appeared in Street Fighter II: The World Warrior, later appearing in other games, media, and promotions related to the game's franchise. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zangief)

●トト子今度は甲殻類に挑戦！シャコ！
　Totoko kondo wa koukakurui ni chousen Shako
― I'm trying out a crustacean look this time! I'm a mantis shrimp!

●まぁ潮時か。
　Maa shiodoki ka
― Well, I guess it's time to call it off.

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Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata Episode 2
○ま、そろそろ潮時なんじゃない？
　Ma sorosoro shiodoki nan ja nai
― I'd say it's about time to throw in the towel, don't you?

●舐めてたザンス、童貞の執念。
　Nameteta zansu doutei no shuunen
― M-Me has clearly underestimated the resolve of virgins.

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Your lie in April Episode 21
○相変わらず人の執念を煽るのが得意ね、落合先生。
　Aikawarazu hito no shuunen wo aoru no ga tokui ne Ochiai-sensei
― As always, so adept at fanning the flames of determination, that Ms. Ochiai.

●ふんだくるだけふんだくっておフランスに高飛びするザンス！
　Fundakuru dake fundakutte o-France ni takatobi suru zansu
― Me is gonna take them for all they're worth and high-tail it to France!

●その前に拇印もらえるかな？
　Sono mae ni boin moraeru ka na
― Could we get your thumb print first?