Punchline Episode 12

パンチライン
― Punch Line


●防御シールド展開！
　Bougyo shield tenkai
― Deploy the defense shield!

●圧殺！タコプレッサー！
　Assatsu Tako-pressor
― Squeeze of Death: Takompressor!

タコ (tako): octopus

●人間離れしたハッキングスキルはそのせいだったんだ。
　Ningen-banare shita hacking skill wa sono sei dattanda
― That explains her superhuman hacking skills.

●大佐…全滅です…
　Taisa zenmetsu desu
― Colonel, our troops have been wiped off.

●聖なる神様のお酒、御神酒よ！
　Seinaru kamisama no osake Omiki yo
― The sacred sake of God!

●臨兵闘者 皆陣列在前！
　Rin, Pyou, Tou, Sha, Kai, Zin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!
― Rin, Pyou, Tou, Sha, Kai, Chin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!

Ku-ji simply means “nine syllables”, and refers to a variety of mantras that consist of nine syllables. The syllables used in kuji are numerous, especially within the realm of mikkyo (Japanese esoteric Buddhism). (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuji-in)

Punchline Episode 11

ジャスティスパンチ！
Justice Punch
― Secret Squat Justice Punch!


●ユウジョー
　Yuujoo
― Buddies

友情 (yuujou): friendship

●ではこれよりピースメイカー作戦のブリーフィングを行う。
　Dewa kore yori Peacemaker Sakusen no briefing wo okonau
― We will hereby begin the briefing for Operation Peacemaker.

●現在、世界にはすぐにでも発射可能なICBM及びSLBMが数多く実戦配備されている。
　Genzai sekai ni wa suguni demo hassha kanou na ICBM oyobi SLBM ga kazu ooku jissen haibi sareteiru
― Currently, there are plenty of ICBMs and SLBMs around the world on standby for immediate launch.

• ICBM: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
• 大陸間弾道ミサイル (tairiku-kan dandou misairu)
• SLBM: Submarine-Launched Ballistic Missle
• 潜水艦発射弾道ミサイル (sensuikan hassha dandou misairu)

●搭載された核弾頭の総数はおよそ3600発。
　Tousai sareta kakudantou no sousuu wa oyoso sannzen-roppyaku batsu
― Approximately 3,600 of them are armed with nuclear warheads.

Punchline Episode 10

墜落
Tsuiraku
― The Fall


●VR-1の進路は少ーしだけ変わる、まっすぐ地球へ。
　VR-1 no shinro wa sukooshi dake kawaru massugu chikyuu e
― That'll change VR-1's trajectory just a little bit ― straight for Earth.

●消毒してやるからな。
　Shoudoku shite yaru kara na
― I'll put some antiseptic on it.

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Your lie in April Episode 14
○消毒液の匂い。
　Shoudokueki no nioi
― The smell of antiseptic.

●お願い、グリちゃん、シューシューして。
　Onegai Guri-chan shuushuu shite
― Please, Guri-chan, spray it on me.

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Denki-gai no Honya-san Episode 6
○そして脇シュー！
　Soshite waki shuuuuu
― And she sprays her armpits!

Punchline Episode 9

ブラジリアンハイキック
― Brazilian High Kick

The Roundhouse kick is also often executed with a surprising downward tilt from high up, in what has been often called "the Brazilian kick" (downward roundhouse kick) because of influence from Brazilian Kyoukushin Karateka such as Ademir de Costa and notable students such as Glaube Feitosa and Francisco Filho. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundhouse_kick)

●死んだら、元も子もないだろ？
　Shindara moto mo ko mo nai daro
― But if you die, what's the point?

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Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! Episode 11
○こんなことでばれちまったら元も子もないだろ。
　Konna koto de barechimattara moto mo ko mo nai daro
― Revealing them for something like this would make that all pointless.

●今の僕は君の足手まといになるだけだ。
　Ima no boku wa kimi no ashidematoi ni naru dake da
― In my condition, I'll only slow you down.

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Amagi Brilliant Park Episode 4
○私が足手まといですって？
　Watashi ga ashidematoi desu tte
― Did you... just call me dead weight?

Punchline Episode 8

PANTY PARTY!


●2日連続で空振りって。
　Futsuka renzoku de karaburi tte
― Two days with no progress.

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Denpa Kyoushi Episode 3
○空振りだったわね。
　Karaburi datta wa ne
― I guess I struck out.

●だからねネットで検索してみたの。
　Dakara ne netto de kensaku shitemita no
― So I looked it up online.

You can read the poem here.

●みんなに木偶の坊と呼ばれ、
　Minna ni dekunobou to yobare
― Called a nobody by everyone.

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Assassination Classroom Episode 12
○雑魚が。
　Zako ga
― You're a nobody.

●誉められもせず、苦にもされず、
　Homeraremo sezu ku nimo sarezu
― Never praise, never blamed.

●そういうものに私はなりたい。
　Sou iu mono ni watashi wa naritai
― That's the kind of person I want to become.

Punchline Episode 7

帰ってきたパンツパニック
Kaettekita Pantsu Panic
― Panty Panic Returns

Does this also suggest the short film "Kaettekita Doraemon (Doraemon Comes Back)," corresponding to the previous title?

●というわけでもう散々よ。
　To iu wake de mou sanzan yo
― So anyway, I've really been through hell.

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Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! Episode 12
○もう散々だったのよ！
　Mou sanzan datta no yo
― It put me through the wringer!

●ほんと一歩間違えれば死ぬところだったんだから。
　Honto ippo machigaereba shinu tokoro dattan dakara
― Seriously, one wrong move and I could have died.

●大変だったでしょ？警察の事情聴取。
　Taihen datta desho keisatsu no jijou choushu
― The police investigation was rough, huh?

●PTSDってやつちゃうか。
　PTSD tte yatsu chau ka
― Must be that thing they call PTSD.

Posttraumatic stress disorder
Officially called "心的外傷後ストレス障害 (shinteki gaishou-go sutoresu shougai)."

Punchline Episode 6

大晦日だよ、明香えもん
Oomisoka dayo Mikaemon
― It's New Year's Eve, Meikaemon

The special program "大晦日だよ！ドラえもん (Oomisoka dayo! Doraemon)" was broadcast every New Year's Eve.

●カムパネルラキック！
― Campanella Kick!

Campanella is a character in the novel "Night on the Galactic Railroad" written by Kenji Miyazawa.

●宮沢賢二、見参！
　Miyazawa Kenji kenzan
― Miyazawa Kenji has arrived!

●俺には予知能力があってね。
　Ore ni wa yochi nouryoku ga atte ne
― I happen to be clairvoyant.

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Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai Episode 5
○筧は予知夢とか未来予知とか信じる？
　Kakei wa yochimu toka mirai yochi toka shinjiru
― Kakei, do you believe in prophetic dreams or predicting the future?

●弾ニモ負ケズ
　Tama ni mo makezu
― Nor losing to bullets

●正義のヒーロー、ストレンジジュース見参！
　Seigi no hero Strange Juice kenzan
― The hero of justice, Strange Juice, is on the scene!

Punchline Episode 5

愛、死す
Ito Shisu
― Ito Dies


Their names, Chiyoko (チヨコ), Pine (パイン), and Guriko (グリコ), derive from a children's game called "glico."

The Glico/Pineapple/Chocolate game—like hopscotch, but you can only move the number of squares that correspond to the syllables in the word you won with. (Rock is "gu" for Glico, 3 syllables; Paper is "pa" for pineapple, 6 syllables; Scissors is "choki" for Chocolate, also 6 syllables.) (http://tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2008/06/four-japanese-r.html)

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Your lie in April Episode 16
○じゃんけんぽん！ / パイナツプル！ / グリコ！ / チヨコレイト
　Jankenpon / Pa-I-Na-Tsu-Pu-Ru / Gu-Ri-Ko / Chi-Yo-Ko-Re-I-To
― Paper, rock, scissors! / P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E! / G-L-I-C-O! / C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E.

Japan Glico Caramel with toy for kid Japanese snack

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●ふざけんなよ！
　Fuzakenna yo
― This is bullshit!

●70億人が死んでも平気だったくせに。
　Nanajuuoku-nin ga shindemo heiki datta kuse ni
― You didn't care when seven billion people died.

●1人が死んだだけで泣き喚くなんてさ。
　Hitori ga shinda dake de nakiwameku nante sa
― Yet one person dies, and you're crying and screaming.

●薄情なやつらね。
　Hakujou na yatsu ra ne
― You're quite cold.

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Your lie in April Episode 22
○薄情者！冷徹女！
　Hakujoumono Reitetsu onna
― You're so heartless! So callous!

Punchline Episode 4

取り憑くシマ模様
Toritsuku Shima-moyou
― Possessed by the Stripes

[Idiom]
○取り付く島もない (Toritsuku shima mo nai)
Literally: no island to cling to
Meaning: be left utterly helpless, have no one to turn to

●ウンベイジーニ ニョプラサラー♪
― Unbeijini nyopurasara,

Probably meaningless.

●君に魔法をかけてあげる♪
　Kimi ni mahou wo kakete ageru
― I'm going to put a spell on you...

●ウンベイジーニ ニョプラクラー♪
― Unbeijini nyopurakura,

●君の魔物…♪
　Kimi no mamono
― I'm going to―

Refer to Punchline Episode 10 for the rest.

●おまじないの歌。
　Omajinai no uta
― It's a magic song.

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Barakamon Episode 7
○おまじない。
　Omajinai
― Good mojo.

●バッチこーい。
　Bacchi kooi
― Bring it on.

It's short for "バッター打って来い (Battaa utte koi: Batter, come hit this way)."

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Denpa Kyoushi Episode 1
○全員、俺にかかってこいやぁ！
　Zenin ore ni kakatte koi yaa
― Bring it on!

Punchline Episode 3

火星人、襲来！
Kaseijin Shuurai
― Martians Attack!


●現在、地球に小惑星VR1が接近している
　Genzai chikyuu ni shouwakusei VR1 ga sekkin shiteiru
― An asteroid named VR-1 is approaching Earth.

●大きさは直径約2km
　Ookisa wa chokkei yaku 2km
― It is approximately two kilometers in diameter.

●恐竜を絶滅に導いたとされている隕石は推定10kmであることから、
　Kyouryuu wo zetsumetsu ni michibiita to sareteiru inseki wa suite 10km de aru koto kara
― The asteroid that supposedly drove dinosaurs to extinction is estimated at about ten kilometers in diameter.

●事実を公開すれば民衆の暴動が起こることは明らか
　Jijitsu wo koukai sureba minshuu no boudou ga okoru koto wa akiraka
― They fear riots will occur if the exstence of the shelters is made public.

●このような謀略を断じて許してはならない！
　Kono youna bouryaku wo danjite yurushite wa naranai
― We will not allow for such conspiracy!

●むしろ連中の終末思想の方がよっぽど危険だ。
　Mushiro renchuu no shuumatsu shisou no hou ga yoppodo kiken da
― It's their doomsday philosophyies that are the threat.

Punchline Episode 2

生類憐みのレース
Shourui Awaremi no Lace
― Tha Lace of Compassion

In the 1690s and first decade of the 18th century, Tsunayoshi, who was born in the Year of the Dog, thought he should take several measures concerning dogs. A collection of edicts released daily, known as the Edicts on Compassion for Living Things (生類憐みの令 Shōruiawareminorei) told the populace, inter alia, to protect dogs, since in Edo there were many stray and diseased dogs walking around the city. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokugawa_Tsunayoshi)

●コラ、家賃払え、ボケ！ナス！
　Kora yachin harae boke Nasu
― Yo, pay your rent, dumbass! Scum!

●ママー、熱燗もう一本。
　Mama atsukan mou ippon
― Mom, another hot sake, please.

●そーゆーあなたこそ何しに来たあるか？
　Soo yuu anata koso nani shini kita aru ka
― And what are you here for?

●滞納しとる家賃きちんと払てもらわんと！
　Tainou shitoru yachin kichinto harote morawanto
― You need to pay this rent you owe!

●やちんちん？
　Yachinchin
― Penis rent?

Punchline Episode 1

パンツパニック
Pantsu Panikku
― Panty Panic

Panchira (パンチラ) is an expression used by Japanese women to warn each other that their underwear is visible; the term carries risqué connotations similar to the phrase "your slip is showing" in English usage. The word is a portmanteau of "panty" (パンティー pantī) and chira, the Japanese sound symbolism representing a glance or glimpse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panchira)

●ネオ麦茶の最新版か
　Neomugicha no saishinban ka
― It's the Neomugicha incident all over again

The Neomugicha incident (西鉄バスジャック事件 Nishi-Tetsu basujakku jiken) is the name given to the hijacking between May 4 and May 5, 2000 of a Japanese bus by a user of internet forum 2channel after placing a warning on the website.
An hour after posting a cryptic threat in a thread with the name "Neomugicha" ("Neo-Barley Tea"; ネオむぎ茶), the 17-year-old hijacked a bus "the Wakakusu" (Nishi-Nippon Railroad Co., Ltd.) in Dazaifu, Fukuoka, Japan, stabbing one passenger to death. The Special Assault Team then stormed the hijacked bus and captured the youth alive. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neomugicha_incident)

●悪の魂スクイーズ！君のハートキュイジーヌ！
　Aku no tamashii squeeze Kimi no heart cuisine
― Squeeze the souls of evil! The cuisine of you heart!

●正義のヒーロー、ストレンジジュース見参！
　Seigi no hero Strange Juice kenzan
― The hero of justice, Strange Juice, is on the scene!

●すまん、ちょっと手こずってもうてな。
　Suman chotto tekozutte moute na
― Sorry, I had some trouble.

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Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! Episode 11
○まぁ手こずったとこもあるけどよ。
　Maa tekozutta toko mo aru kedo yo
― Some of them have given us some trouble, of course.