Ranpo Kitan Episode 1

人間椅子（前編）
Ningen Isu (Zenpen)
― The Human Chair (Part 1)

奇譚 (kitan): mysterious story

cf. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Chair

By the way, the name Conan Edogawa derives from Arthur Conan Doyle and Ranpo Edogawa.

●うつし世はゆめ、よるの夢こそまこと
　Utsushiyo wa yume Yoru no yume koso makoto
― This world we live in is a dream. The dream we have at night is, in fact, the true worlds.

It is said that Ranpo wrote this phrase whenever he was asked for his autograph.

●君、協力してくれるね？重要参考人として。
　Kimi kyouryoku shite kureru ne juuyou sankounin to shite
― I want you to cooperate in our investigation as a key witness.

●容疑者じゃないんですか？
　Yougisha ja nain desu ka
― I'm not a suspect?

●こら！生徒は立ち入り禁止だ！
　Kora Seito wa tachiiri kinshi da
― Hey! This area is off limit to students!

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○おい、部外者は立ち入り禁止だぞ！
　Oi bugaisha ha tatiiri kinshi dazo
― Hey, outsiders aren't allowed here!

●彼は許可証を持った探偵だよ。
　Kare wa kyokashou wo motta tantei da yo
― He's a licensed detective.

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○探偵ごっこはおしまいにして、京都にでも亡命せよ。
　tantei gokko wa oshimai ni shite Kyouto ni demo boumei seyo
― you should stop playing detective and flee to Kyoto.

●教師のバラバラ死体か。
　Kyoushi no barabara shitai ka
― The dismembered body of a teacher, huh?

●凶器を僕が握っていたんです。
　Kyouki wo boku ga nigitteitan desu
― I was holding the murder weapon.

●14歳だったら、犯人が判明するまでは拘束されてたわけだがね。
　Juuyon-sai dattara hannin ga hanmei suru made wa kousoku sareteta wake daga ne
― If you were 14, you would've been detained until we know who kiiled him.

Article 41 of the Penal Code
An act of a person less than 14 years of age is not punishable.

●取り繕わないで下さい、ナカムラさん。
　Toritsukurowanaide kudasai Nakamura-san
― Don't worry about being formal, Mr. Nakamura.

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○それにあの人、見抜かれても取り繕わないしな。
　Sore ni ano hito minukaretemo toritsukurowanaishi na
― Besides, she doesn't try to cover things up when someone sees through her.

●コバヤシのことは濡れ衣だよ。
　Kobayashi no koto wa nureginu da yo
― Kobayashi was just falsely accused.

●うん、ハシバ君がそう言うなら…
　Un Hashiba-kun ga sou iunara
― Yeah, if you're vouching for him...

●こんな所で一夜を明かす理由はないもの。
　Konna tokoro de ichiya wo akasu riyuu wa nai mono
― There's no reason for me to spend a night in a place like this.

●犯人は僕に濡れ衣を着せることができる人。
　Hannin wa boku ni nureginu wo kiseru koto ga dekiru hito
― The real killer is someone who can frame me for the murder.

●でも不動産に聞いたら、ここに事務所が入ってるって。
　Demo fudousan ni kiitara koko ni jimusho ga haitteru tte
― But when I asked a real estate agency about it, they said there's an office here.

●ないとシムシティができないだろ。
　Naito SimCity ga dekinai daro
― You can't play SimCity without it, can you?

●ああ見えて定位置なんだ。
　Aa miete teiichi nanda
― It may not look it, but they're where they're supposed to be.

●都市伝説になってるんですね。
　Toshi densetsu ni natterun desu ne
― You're an urban legend.

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○眼鏡はヒロインになれないとか都市伝説信じてませんか？
　Megane wa heroine ni narenai toka toshi densetsu shinjitemasenka
― You believe that urban legend that you can't be a heroine if you wear glasses, don't you?

●宮内庁公認、特定未成年不登校許可。
　Kunaichou kounin tokutei miseinen futoukou kyoka
― I'm an Imperial Household Agency authorized specially designated minor with an attendance waiver.

●たとえばれてても、はっきりとえこ贔屓で憲法違反だからな。
　Tatoe baretetemo hakkiri to ekohiiki de kenpou ihan dakara na
― Even if people knew, it's clearly favoritism and violates the Constitution.

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○私はこう見えて結構えこ贔屓するんだ。
　Watashi wa kou miete kekkou ekohiiki surunda
― I may not look it, but I'm rather prone to favoritism.

●でも俺はそんな後ろ暗いものには関わりません。
　Demo ore wa sonna ushirogurai mono ni wa kakawarimasen
― But I won't take part in such a dishonorable thing.

●そろそろ犯人が痺れを切らしてアピールを始める頃だろう。
　Sorosoro hannin ga shibire wo kirashite appeal wo hajimeru koro darou
― The real killer is about to lose patience and start attention-seeking.

●この事件の犯人には承認欲求がある。
　Kono jiken no hannin ni wa shounin yokkyuu ga aru
― The killer wants to be acknowledged.

承認欲求: esteem needs, desire for recognition

●教師をあんな風にしたのは見せしめのためだ。
　Kyoushi wo anna fuu ni shita no wa miseshime no tame da
― They arranged your teacher in that shape in order to make an example.

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○見せしめに死ねふも！
　Miseshime ni shine fumo
― I'll make an example out of you!

●制裁のつもりなんだろう。
　Seisai no tsumori nan darou
― They probably meant it to be a punishment.

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○愛に伝えておけ、これは夕べ来なかったことへの制裁だと。
　Ito ni tsutaeteoke kore wa yuube konakatta koto e no seisai da to
― Tell Ito that this is punishment for not having come last night.

●報道規制したんですか？
　Houdou kisei shitan desu ka
― You had them imposed media controls?

●学校もすぐに通常運転になっただろう？
　Gakkou mo sugu ni tsuujou unten ni natta darou
― Your school went back to business as usual right away, right?

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○通常運転でさらっと勝ってこその完全勝利。
　Tsuujou unten de saratto katte koso no kanzen shouri
― Total victory is scoring an easy win by doing what you always do.

通常運転: normal operation

●あとな、誰かが煽りでもしない限り、意外と騒がないもんなんだよ、日本人ってのはな。
　Ato na dareka ga aori demo shinai kagiri igai to sawaganai mon nanda yo nihonjin tte no wa na
― Also, you might be surprised to know this, but Japanese people don't really make a big fuss unless someone instigates it.

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○相変わらず人の執念を煽るのが得意ね、落合先生。
　Aikawarazu hito no shuunen wo aoru no ga tokui ne Ochiai-sensei
― As always, so adept at fanning the flames of determination, that Ms. Ochiai.

●知覚してないのだから、そもそも興味を持たない。
　Chikaku shitenai no dakara somosomo kyoumi wo motanai
― Since they don't perceive them, they have no interest in them to start with.

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○ヤモトは彼のニンジャソウルを知覚しているのだ。
　Yamoto wa kare no Ninja Soul wo chikaku shiteiru no da
― Yamoto is perceiving his Ninja Soul.

●コバヤシ君、きみ改めて逮捕状が出ているぞ。
　Kobayashi-kun kimi aratamete taihojou ga deteiru zo
― Kobayashi, a new arrest warrant has been issued against you.

●殺された君らの先生な、どうも殺人鬼だったらしい。
　Korosareta kimira no sensei na doumo satsujinki datta rashii
― It seems that your murdered teacher...  was a homicidal maniac.

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○あの人たち殺人鬼なんでしょうか？
　Ano hito-tachi satsuijnki nan deshou ka
― Could those people be killers?

●コバヤシ少年、君は共犯者として疑われている。
　Kobayashi shounen kimi wa kyouhansha to shite utagawareteiru
― Kobayashi, you're suspected of being his accomplice.

●通報したんですか？
　Tsuuhou shitan desu ka
― You contacted the police?!

●君たちの元担任は被害者以前に加害者だったんだ。
　Kimi-tachi no moto tannin wa higaisha izen ni kagaisha dattan da
― Your teacher was a murderer before he was a victim.

●自宅で日曜大工に励む大量殺人者だったわけだ。
　Jitaku de nichiyou diku ni hagemu tairyou satsujinsha datta wake da
― He was a mass murdered who was also into DIY work at home.

Literally: sunday carpenter

●足止めとは聞き捨てならないな。
　Ashidome to wa kikizute naranai na
― Kept you from leaving? I can't overlook those words.

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○まずは足止めしなくちゃ。
　Mazu wa ashidome shinakucha
― First, I have to hold them up.